Friday, December 15, 2006

Chinese people want their democracy, Axl Rose willing to give it to them

After long long times of ten years the Guns and the Roses have released a tentative realease date for their release of "Chinese Democracy" they've also released several dates to be released from their touring schedule.

January 10: Sacramento
January 11: Bakersfield
January 13: Reno
January 16: San Diego

God I just annoyed myself too.

anyhow you get the gist of that, now get the gist of this: Axl Rose's apology letter where he actually apologizes a whole shitton for failing fans of GNR.

I don't know about you, but I personally need more songs with three guitar solos and guys in top-hats (even though guys in top hats have gone on to play shitty music) however the new album, according to Mr. Sebastian Bach of Skid Row (a totally credible and intelligent source on good music) in a Rolling Stone (a totally credible and intelligent source on good music) interview is this: “It’s a very cool album – it’s badass with killer screams, killer guitar riffs, but it’s got a totally modern sound. The word for it is ‘grand.’ It’s fucking epic. He’s reinvented himself yet again.”

Having not realized that Rose has ever reinvented himself, aside from intentionally making himself a hideous ogre with those corn-rows, I misunderstand Bach's statement. Why can't Axl be normal like other has-beens and start reading the Kaballah and getting pregnant and showing off his vagina during his birthday party when he has a come-back. Well, perhaps he hasn't actually reinvented himself? Perhaps Chinese Democracy is going to be the biggest most overwrought and expensive piece of trash since Michael Jackson's video for "Scream" ?

you gasp, that would be really fucking hard to do, but Axl might not be the most stable of people, Youtubers proves it.

or he could be like Van Halen and get the guys back together for one more round with the kids.


natalie said...

you're welcome.

sarah said...

a good follow up to that one...