Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Bono: knight, fucking chump



What an effing chump.

If you are unaware of my disdain for this effing chump all you need know is this: he is one of my unknowing arch-enemies for no other reason than that he is an effing chump and wears stupid sunglasses. And he writes shitty music with his shitty band.

Anyhow, for those of you who are into Mozart and can read music you should check out this and tell me what you think about it. Initially, I believed that this suspiciously international committee had put recordings of Mozart's music up. Alas, I was mistaken. Alas, it was merely Mozart's entire recorded sheet music. I was forlorn. I hung my head and listened to some comfort food.

However! This is an interesting turn of events for music. It is, once again, the democratizing power of the internet-muse emerging from betwixt the trees made of law, conservative fauns playing their conservative pan's flutes.

Dammit! If I want pornographic pictures of Wolfgang Puck I should be able to find it on the internets! Same goes to my until-now dormant desire to sololy perform The Magic Flute as Tom Sellick playing Bertold Brecht atop my Brooklyn apartment and entirely on slide guitar.

Anyway, I need more slide guitar in my life.

P.S. I'm going to be visiting the Brooklyn Tabernacle choir as soon as I get back to Brooklyn. If you're around and in for some awesome gospel music I'd love to have you with me.

3 comments:

Taylor said...

You've never even listened to WAR. In fact, I remember one time when I was listening to WAR in my room at Parcell and you were like "wow, this is incredible," and I didn't tell you that it was U2, but it was. Foo'.

Cap'n Guthrie said...

bullhonkey. I don't and won't believe it. War can suck my asshole and so can Bonor.

sarah said...

bullhonkey?

opinion negated.